A little about me:

I was born on a small plantation. Actually, no, but I hail from Plantation, Florida. (Don't ask me how it's possible to be so pale if I'm from Florida.) Now I live in NYC with my husband and soon, our daughter! (Coming June 2020!)  I like puns and my favorite ice cream flavor is Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.


"One time she tripped on nothing and just fell."  -A coworker