A little about me:

I was born on a small plantation. Actually, no, but I hail from Plantation, Florida. (Don't ask me how it's possible to be so pale if I'm from Florida. People do.) Now I live in NYC with my husband and, hopefully one day, our pet cat or monkey. I like puns and my favorite ice cream flavor is Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie.

Please hire me.